Aspiring Teens : money music love

This is what I found at artlung

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
    "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

Courtesy : http://artlung.com/

Pelase no offence ladies. This is just what I bumped into over the internet.

Article marketing has spread all about. And here come the article submitters. They claim to submit your articles to all directories an send you quality traffic. Just xx bucks and you are into it.
That's not at all true. MOST OF THESE THINGS DON'T WORK.
If they do they don't submit to good article directories. Most of these things have their own ezine directories of no good set up and the softwares auto submit to them making you think you're in for a lot of traffic but no most of them are of penniless worth and are lazy bums just filling space in your PC and your minds.
I researched a lot . Spent ( WASTED ) a lot of money on such stuff with no good cause.

Without the crap I will tell you there are two ways to go over this ; the hard way and the easy way.

The Hard Way:

1) Search on google for 'submit articles'. Submit Articles

2) Submit your articles on all of the top 10 directories.

3) Bookmark the directories for your convenience.

4)Do this again and again for all your articles.

Phew... Now the Easy way:

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